We all enjoy the double meaning jokes as they made us laugh so hard and it’s kinda fun taking in the double meaning language as well. We are pretty sure you too enjoy the double meaning jokes. But do you know what’s even better? The double meaning questions! Yes, you heard it right! Who doesn’t like to ask a tricky double meaning question, which has the funniest answers? We all do!
Whether you are with your friends or you want to send crazy WhatsApp messages to your friends or partners, double meaning questions always comes in handy. Even though they appear to be dirty but their answers are pretty amazing and make you go ROFL. If you are still not a fan of double meaning questions or jokes, then wait till you finish our article.
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Double Meaning To Ask Girlfriend In Hindi
1.वो कौन सी चीज़ है जो आधा जाता है तो दर्द होता है और पूरा जाता है तो मज़ा आता है?उत्तर – कंगन ( सुधर जा )
2.लड़के ने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड की आगे से ली फिर पीछे से ली खड़े करके ली लिया के ली पूरा दिन लड़के ने लड़की की क्या ली बताओ?उत्तर – फोटो (कुछ भी सोचते हो यार )
3.हम औरत का कौन सा अंग खाते है?उत्तर – लेडी फिंगर
4.7 इंच का हतियार हमारे मुह में कौन डाल देता है?डेंटिस्ट (नही सुधरोगे न)
5.लड़के के बहुत मनाने के बाद लड़की ने अपनी खोल ही दी?उत्तर – जुबान, नाराज़ बैठी थी (अपने क्या सोचा ? )
6.लड़की अपनी मर्जी से कब कपडे उतारती है ?उत्तर – नहाते वक़्त या फिर कपडे बदलते वक़्त, (गन्दी सोच वाले )
7.एक लड़की लड़के की किस चीज़ पर बैठती है ?उत्तर – बाईक पर और किस पर (पता था क्या सोचोगे)
8.कौन सी फ्री चीज़ लड़के कभे नही लेते है?उत्तर – stayfree
9.औरत के बाल कहाँ कहाँ पर आदमियों को पसंद नही आते है ?उत्तर – उनके चेहरे पर ( कभी तो अच्छा सोच लिया करो)
10.लडकियों के आगे गोल गोल क्या होते है जो देखने में बहुत अच्छे लगते है?उत्तर – उनके गाल
11.वो कौन सी चीज़ है जिसे आदमी छुपाकर चलता है और औरत दिखाकर चलती है?उत्तर – पर्स
12.ऐसी कौन सी situation है जिसमें लड़का 20-25 मिनट में ही थक जाता है लेकिन लड़की कहती है अभी तो शुरू किया है?जवाब – शॉपिंग (आपने क्या सोचा )
13.ladki ka kaun sa ang pavitra hota hai?answer – sabhi ang kyonki ladkiyon ko laxmi mana jaata hai?
14.wo kaun si cheez hai jisme ladkiyaan ladke se kahti hai aur jyada andar daalo?answer- sui me dhaga (बुरी नियत वाले )
15.wo kya hai jo cow ke paas 4 aur mere paas do hai?answer – taange (टांगो की बात हो रही है)
16.kuch ladkiya shadi ke baad aksar apne pati ka kya chatti rhti hai?answer – Dimag
17.Ek aurat apne pati ko har mausam me garm hi deti hai?answer – chay
18.chati se chati mili mila ched se ched ghasa ghas hone lage nikla safed safed batao kya?answer – aata chakki
19.ladki 18 varsh hone pr kya dene yogya ho jati hai?answer – matdaan (vote)
20.Wo kya hai jise aadmi marta hai to ladkiyo ki cheekhe nikal jaati hai?answer – chauka ya chhaka (six)
21.wo kya hai jise masal masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke ghoosa diya?answer – sui dhaga (उस चीज़ पर ध्यान मत दो)
22.Aurat bade pyar se kholti hai aur ek anjan admi bade pyar se karta hai batao kya?answer – aurat bde pyar se darwaja kholti hai aur admi use namaste karta hai?
23.ladki ke muh ke andar jaata hai to sukha aur shakt hota hai aur bahar aata hai to dheela aur chip chipa ho jata hai ?answer – babalgam (chingam) (आपकी सोच को सलाम)
24.Shadi ke baad ladkiyo ki kaun si cheez badh jaati hai?answer – dimand (khwaise)
Double Meaning Questions
25.Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on bottom and it always involves a bed?A bunk bed.
26.What is most rewarding when it is long and hard?A college Education.
27.What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?Heart
28.It starts with F and ends with K and is a four letter word. And in absence of this you use your hand…..?????Fork
29.Kuchh log thodi dair karte hai aur kuchh saari raat karte rehte hain tab jaakar hota hai unka…?????Cell phone/ Mobile charger
30.It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the stronger its in the stronger it get, we can have it in bed just u n me.A teabag
Double Meaning Questions For Girl English
31.Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?Pocket.
32.Woh kya hai jo log din mein karne k bajaye raat ko bistar pe karte hain.Neend puri karte hain.
33.Woh kya hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hue dard se roti hai?Kaan mein chhed.
34.जितना ज्यादा साफ करोगे वह उतना ही काला हो जाएगा ?ब्लैक बोर्ड
35.सफेद सफेद निकलता है और उसे लड़का और लड़की पी जाते है ?गाय का दूध
Double Meaning Questions For Boyfriend
36.bf ask a question to his gfRambha Has Big,.Simran Has Small,.Girls Have,.Boys Do Not Have,What Is That?gf- Kaminey tujhe to har waqt bas wochahiyebf- Kamini terko har waqt bas wahidikhta hame Alpabet ‘ R ‘ ki baat kar raha hun
Double Meaning Jokes For Gf
37.Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya?Girl: Haan Le Lena, But Ye Toh Batao Car Ke Baare Mein Kyun Pooch ahe TheRe???
Whatsapp Double Meaning Questions
38.Bihar Ke Kisi Village Mein Aaj Bhi Films Ki Advertising Auto Pe Loudspeakers Se Announce Hoti Hai. Ek Din Kuch Aisa Announce Hua… Film Ka Naam Tha – Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani. Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani Ka Mazaa Lijiye, Din Mein Caar Baar, 9 Se 12, 12 Se 3, 3 Se 9 Aur Raat Ko 9 Se 12…!!! Aage Ka 30 Rupiya, Aur Peechhe Ka 60 Rupiya…!!!
Double Meaning Questions To Ask Boyfriend In Hindi
39.T.T. Collects fine from girls.Without ticket..Girl in suitfine Rs-100.In jeans Rs-50.In mini skirt Rs-20.1 Girl fine Rs-00.Why.Dirty mindShe hadTicket
40.Bathroom Mein, 1 Boy Ne 1 Girl Ko Har Jagah Touch Kiya.kya Tum Jaante Ho Ke Woh Boy Kaun Hai?........Nahi….Woh HaiLIFEBOY!!!:-P
41.undino kafi darr lagta thanachnaganakhelnakudnauffbahar janagilapan ka darrphir muje milabas 20 RS me.MOBILE COVER.ab barish k diN bhi “NO TENSION”….!!B-)ß
Double Meaning Jokes
42.Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola:Darling, sick BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!–Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddiutar Ke bola: Aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..??
43.Aunty: Are Beta..Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!......Ladka: Aree Aunty, store Aapne Kab Dekha?
44.1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi, pillsAur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao, information pillsTravel Agent:–50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, &25 Thousand Me 1 Country–Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai..Lekin Usmein Husband Hamari Company Ka Hoga..!
45.Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??Wife: What..???–Where..??–Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying:–‘I will kill you, decease if u dont stop calling our children – Defective Condoms’
46.Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho....Band car ko b hila deti hai..!!47.Boy apni girlfriend ki maar raha tha,Achanak bola:Mujhe AIDS hai..–Girlfriend- KYA?Boy- Ghabrao Mat..Me mazak kar raha hu,Bas tumhari tight karni thi..!!
48.A Million Dollar Advice:Before making any costly promise to a women, stuffMast*rbate twice,It May change your opinion.
49.Sunny leone is casted in the sequel ofhum aapke hai kaun.. With family song..–Bhabi tum khushiyoka khajanaDicckk tana di*k tana a di*k tana!
50.Feeling bored?Wondering, what to do?Open the zip!Enter your hands in between your zip..take out your..book from your bag and study.
51.At 3AM:Man in bed with his wife,Slides his hand slowly across her shouldersAcross her waist,Under her neck,Under her back,& suddenly stops..Wife: Why did u stop?Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
52.Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘Jasmine’ kyoo hai?Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand haiBoy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar!!
53.American boy: Mom I’m dark even though u r white, pills why?–Mom: Listen son, information pills Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget about you are Dark, just thank god that u dont bark!
54.Jeevan ki 3 Hakiikat.School ki Ghanti.Garib ka Darwaja.Jawan Ladki.INKO JAB BHI THOKOGEBACCHE HI BAHAR NIKLENGE !
Double Meaning Jokes English
55.o make it straight, she pulls it. 2 make it stand, she rubs it. 2 make it stiff, she licks it. 2 let it “IN” she pushes it. !!!! True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
56.I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
57.Beautiful Girl” sharma ji saw a beautiful girl. he went and kissed her. GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?” sharma ji: ” B.Com Final Year….
58.Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
59.Father: Tell me the name of the bastard who made u pregnant? Daughter: Daddy if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat?
60.Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.
61.Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!! Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now! u have 2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st JULY 2008
62.It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it? Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
63.We all love to spend lots of money for buying new clothesbut honestlyDid we ever realized that the best times we enjoy is the time we spend without clothes!!
64.A man with 8 childrentraveling by train.A lady asked: are they your children.Man: No Madam!Actually I am the owner of a condom companyandthey are the complaints of my customers.
65.Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water,girl said-dear plz fuck me.boy asid: why?girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.
Double meaning jokes for gf
66.Height of Insult:Sunny Leone to Sonam Kapoor:Have you heard that song ‘Suno na sangemarmar’??Sonam: Yeah, too good song.Sunny: Next two lines are for you ‘Kuchh bhi nahi he, Aage tumhare’
67.*tring, tring*“Hello.”“Hello Uncle Ji, Anubhav Hai?”“Ha, 3 Bachche Hai Mere.”
68.You can’t beat this-!Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???Santa–bviosly Moon..Teacher: HowSanta: Madam ji Honey’moon’ hoga tabhi to ‘Son’ ayega na !
69.सनी लियोने कॉमेडी नाइट्स विथ कपिल में आयीतो एक दर्शक ने कहा ” मैं आपका बहुत बड़ा प्रशंशक हूँ।मैंने आपकी सारी फिल्में देखी है।क्या मैं आपके साथ आपकी फ़िल्म का एक स्टेप कर सकता हूँ।”इस पर सिद्धू ने कहा“गुरु, हर पीला फूल आम नहीं होता, हर सीता का पति राम नहीं होता।थोड़ी जेब ढीली करो और उठाओ होटल का खर्चा, क्योकि ये वो स्टेप हैजो खुले आम नहीं होता। ठोको
70.प्यार और गर्मी जब हद्द से बढ़ जाते है,तब सबसे पहले कपडे ही उतरा करते है !!
71.दुखी माँ बाबा से: बाबा जी मेरे 1000/- रुपये वापस करो। बाबा: क्यों बालिके? माँ: आप ने कहा था सब शनि का दोष है, इसलिए बेटा नहीं पढ़ता। मैंने शनिवार के व्रत रखे, तेल चढ़ाया, मेरे बेटे ने रात भर कंप्यूटर पे पढ़ाई की फिर भी फेल हो गया। बाबा: बालिके मैंने तो कहा था कि सब “सनी” का दोष है।
72.क्या जमाना आ गया है ..महिला “शनि” की तरफ जा रही है ..और पुरुष....“सनी” की तरफफायदा सिर्फ तेलवालों का हो रहा है .
73.She: Pyaar Jhukta Nahin !Me: Hmmm, sirf position leta hai*Reported 69 times & blocked forever*
74.1 Ladka Aur 1 Ladki ke shaadi hue, Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hiUnka Bachaa hua–khana kharab ho gaya, Fridge me nahi rakha tha na…!
75.Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar…!!!;;;;;;;;Zayda Excited Mat Ho Yaar, Yeh Tha KapraySukhane Ka Taar…
76.Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath,Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar,Pankhe Ke Neeche,
77.De Tacatac-Tacatac, De Tacatac-Tacatac…–Are Tennis Khel Raha Tha, Jaruri Nahi HarJoke ganda ho…
Santa banta double meaning jokes hindi
78.Snta:was kising a blank paper Bnta:Ye Kya Hai? Snta:Meri Grlfrd Ka Love Leter Bnta:Magar Ye To Khali Hai? Snta:Aj-kal Hum bat nahi karte
79.Santa shrab peeeeee raha tha to rone Laga Banta:kyu ro rahe ho? Santa:Yar Jis Ladki ko Bhulane k liye pi raha hu,uska naam hi yaad nahi aa raha
80.Santa: Ek problem hai yaar, meri beti Jawaan ho gai hai… Kya karu?? . . Banta: Jawaan ho gai hai…..to Border pe bhej do ..!
81.Santa ko 20 saal ke baad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna CHHOTA sa.
82.Santa Singh – Safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahin diya. Shopkeeper – Iske sath koyi gift nahin hai. Santa Singh – Ullu matt banao ismein likha hai “Cholesterol Free”
83.संता का सर फट गया…. डॉक्टर:- ये कैसे हुआ? संता:-मैं ईंट से पत्थर तोड़ रहा था। एक आदमी ने मुझसे कहा, “कभी खोपड़ी का इस्तेमाल भी कर लिया कर।” संता :-आज फिर मुझे आलिया भट्ट को किस
84.Banta went to computer clinic.. Best message ever ! बंता ने संता से कहा, “यार मेरी कुहनी में बड़ा दर्द हो रहा है, लगता है,…. डॉक्टर को दिखाना पड़ेगा”। …………. संता ने सुझाया, “अबे , हम इक्कीसवीं
85.अगर पटाखा और फुलझड़ी! ये दो शब्द सुनकर आपके दिमाग में पहली इमेज दीपावली की आती है तो सच में. आप एक अच्छे इंसान है! ????? ——————————– संता के घर मेहमान आये, संता – क्या लेंगे चाय
Double meaning jokes hindi
86.बस मैं एक आदमी अपने 9 बच्चों के साथ जा रहा था!बच्चे बहुत शोर कर रहे थे!इतने में एक बुज़ुर्ग अपनी लाठी से ठक ठक करते हुए चढ़े!बच्चों का बाप बोला :- हज़रत आप अपनी लाठी के आगे रबड़ चढ़ा ले तो ये शोर नहीं करेगी!बुज़ुर्ग:- अगर यही काम तू ने किया होता तो इतना शोर ना होता!!!
87.Wife- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.Misba Ul Haq- Goodnight ya All Out?Wife- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hi hote ho
88.अध्यापिका: अगर मैं तुम्हारी मम्मी होती तो तुम्हें 2 दिन में गधे से इंसान बना देती।पप्पू: और मेरे पापा आपको 1 रात में इंसान से घोड़ी बना देते।
89.हर हिलती हुई झाड़ी मे भूत नही होता !हो सकता है कोई उसमे अपनी मोहब्बत को ‘अन्जाम’ दे रहा हो !!
90.“FB पर 2 तरह के लोग है1.Single2.Married .ससुरा दोनों दुखी ।।”एक रात को दुखी !दूसरा दिन में दुखी !
91.Girl: – Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke12 Baje Se Kar Rene Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi HaiThake Nhi Kya…???–Boy: – Ye To Kuch Nhi, Ab Main To Din RaatKarunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai…!!!
92.Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar…!!!;;;;;;;;Zayda Excited Mat Ho Yaar, Yeh Tha KapraySukhane Ka Taar…
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