265+ Stupid Pick Up Lines 2024 (Funny & Cheesy)

Stupid pick up lines

• Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
• Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up?
• So I heard you got the hots for me!
• Are you tired? cuz you’ve been running around in my mind all day!
• Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!
• Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?
• “You’re so sweet; you’re giving me a toothache.”
• “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?”
• “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”
• “Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?”
• “Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?”
• “Do you have a map?  Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
• “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”
• “Does heaven know they’re missing an angel?”
• “I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
• “I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!”
• “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!”
• “Remember me? Oh, that’s right; I’ve only met you in my dreams.”
• “My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl; want to use their money to buy drinks?”
• “You must be tired; you have been running through my head all day.”
• “Do you like bananas? Because I find you a-peeling.”
• “Are you feeling okay? It looks like your lacking vitamin Me.”
• “Is your mother a beaver? Cuz dammmm!”
• “Are you related to yoda? Cuz Yoda-Licious!”
• “Is your name Jewel? Because you were meant for me.”
• “Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.”
• “Did you play soccer? Because you sure are a keeper.”
• “Did you play volleyball? Because I sure dig ya!”
• “Did you play baseball/softball? Because I wanna take you home.”

Stupid pick up lines for girls

• “Are you from Australia? Because I can see ya down under.”
• “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.”
• “That’s a great pair of jeans… they’d look even better on my bedroom floor.”
• “You must wash your jeans in Windex, because I can see myself in them.”
• “You must be from Tennessee, because you are the only 10 I see!”
• “I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”
• “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
• Hey baby, got any cavities?
• Are you a model?
• If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
• I’ve got a thirst baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!
• Hey, I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.
• Hi, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you.
• Hey honey, I got money!
• Are you Sweadish? cuz you’re the sweetish girl I’ve met!
• “If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.”
• “Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
• “Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?”
• “Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.”
• “Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no.”
• “If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.”
• “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
• “Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?”
• “You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.”
• “What do you say we bounce like a bad email?”

Stupid pick up lines for her

• My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land.
• If I followed you home, would you keep me?
• Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
• Are you O.K.? because it’s a long fall from heaven.
• I’m sorry, I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women!
• I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
• You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!
• Do you alway wear your shoes over your socks?
• Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
• Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
• My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
• Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
• I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
• Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
• Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
• Come here or my dick will start CUMING for you! Don’t be so picky…. I wasn’t!
• I just shit in my pants… Can I get in yours?
• I lost my virginity… can I have yours?
• I may not be able to knock bottom, but I’ll scrape the shit out of the sides!
• My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
• Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel!
• Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
• Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy

Stupid pick up lines for him

• Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
• The only thing I want between our relationship is latex
• It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine
• Do you need a napkin? Because you look DIRTY!!!
• Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
• I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.
• What’s your favorite silverware?..because I like to spoon!
• Take good care of your mother, because one day she’ll be my mother-in-law.
• Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?
• Be unique and different, just say yes.
• If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?
• Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?
• Nice socks, can I try them on?
• Blonde, James Blonde… Jr.
• Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!
• You’ve got the whitest teeth I have ever seen!
• Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
• Can I have directions?… to your heart?
• Hi, are you legal? No, your too hot to be legal.
• I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
• Nice socks, can I try them on?
• Can I carry your books?

Conclusion:

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