Occasionally, being a bit silly in front of your crush can come off as endearing (emphasis on “sometimes”!). People often enjoy playful and lighthearted pickup lines that bring a smile to their face. With that in mind, here are some charmingly offbeat pickup lines for you to try out.
Also check – Funny pick up lines / Christmas pick up lines
Stupid pick up lines
- Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
- Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up?
- So I heard you got the hots for me!
- Are you tired? cuz you’ve been running around in my mind all day!
- Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!
- Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?
- “You’re so sweet; you’re giving me a toothache.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?”
- “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”
- “Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?”
- “Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”
- “Does heaven know they’re missing an angel?”
- “I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
- “I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!”
- “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!”
- “Remember me? Oh, that’s right; I’ve only met you in my dreams.”
- “My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl; want to use their money to buy drinks?”
- “You must be tired; you have been running through my head all day.”
- “Do you like bananas? Because I find you a-peeling.”
- “Are you feeling okay? It looks like your lacking vitamin Me.”
- “Is your mother a beaver? Cuz dammmm!”
- “Are you related to yoda? Cuz Yoda-Licious!”
- “Is your name Jewel? Because you were meant for me.”
- “Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.”
- “Did you play soccer? Because you sure are a keeper.”
- “Did you play volleyball? Because I sure dig ya!”
- “Did you play baseball/softball? Because I wanna take you home.”
Stupid pick up lines for girls
- “Are you from Australia? Because I can see ya down under.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.”
- “That’s a great pair of jeans… they’d look even better on my bedroom floor.”
- “You must wash your jeans in Windex, because I can see myself in them.”
- “You must be from Tennessee, because you are the only 10 I see!”
- “I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”
- “Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
- Hey baby, got any cavities?
- Are you a model?
- If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- I’ve got a thirst baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!
- Hey, I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.
- Hi, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you.
- Hey honey, I got money!
- Are you Sweadish? cuz you’re the sweetish girl I’ve met!
- “If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.”
- “Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
- “Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?”
- “Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.”
- “Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no.”
- “If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.”
- “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
- “Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?”
- “You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.”
- “What do you say we bounce like a bad email?”
Stupid pick up lines for her
- My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land.
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you O.K.? because it’s a long fall from heaven.
- I’m sorry, I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women!
- I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!
- Do you alway wear your shoes over your socks?
- Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
- Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
- My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
- Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
- I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
- Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
- Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
- Come here or my dick will start CUMING for you! Don’t be so picky…. I wasn’t!
- I just shit in my pants… Can I get in yours?
- I lost my virginity… can I have yours?
- I may not be able to knock bottom, but I’ll scrape the shit out of the sides!
- My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
- Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel!
- Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
- Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy
Stupid pick up lines for him
- Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
- The only thing I want between our relationship is latex
- It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine
- Do you need a napkin? Because you look DIRTY!!!
- Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
- I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.
- What’s your favorite silverware?..because I like to spoon!
- Take good care of your mother, because one day she’ll be my mother-in-law.
- Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?
- Be unique and different, just say yes.
- If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?
- Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?
- Nice socks, can I try them on?
- Blonde, James Blonde… Jr.
- Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!
- You’ve got the whitest teeth I have ever seen!
- Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
- Can I have directions?… to your heart?
- Hi, are you legal? No, your too hot to be legal.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
- Nice socks, can I try them on?
- Can I carry your books?
Conclusion:
Here are some top stupid pick-up lines. We hope you enjoy our collection. If you have any questions or suggestions, feel free to comment below or contact us. Thank you.
