125 Best Christmas Pick Up Lines 2023 (Cheesy & Funny)

Christmas time is surely a great festival to meet new people and play your date game. So here we are sharing some Christmas pick up line that you can use around Christmas and have a date for the eve!
christmas pick up lines

Christmas pick up lines

  • Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
  • Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
  • Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
  • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
  • If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
  • Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
  • If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
  • You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
  • Is your name Jingle Bells?
  • Because you look like you go all the way.
  • I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.
  • How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?
  • Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
  • Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?
  • Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
  • He’s not so little, if you know what I mean…
  • That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.
  • Are you tinsel?
  • Because I want you all over my tree.
  • I’ve got something special in my sack for you.
  • If Christmas is one leg and New Year is the other, can I visit between the holidays?
  • Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
  • Do you wanna be on my naughty list?
  • This year Santa is going to come more than once.
  • He may have a nice car, but I have a fast sleigh.
  • I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.

Christmas pick up lines For girls

  • Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
  • I prefer to give rather than receive.
  • Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?
  • Won’t you ride my sleigh tonight?
  • You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-laid?
  • You’ll like the mistletoe down here better.
  • Do you wanna watch me touch my elf?
  • Can I take a photo of you?
  • I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
  • Let’s both be naughty this Christmas and save Santa the trip.
  • Some of my best toys run on batteries.
  • Do you want your wreath frosted?
  • I can’t wait to watch your balls drop
  • The only package I want this Christmas is yours.
  • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  • Your stocking isn’t the only thing I’ll be filling up tonight.
  • The stockings are hung and so am I.
  • Trust me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
  • I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.
  • You wanna swallow some Egg Nog?
  • On the 11th day of Christmas, the pipers aren’t the ones piping this time, baby.
  • Unlike Santa, I come more than once a year.
  • Wanna deck my balls?
  • Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mint for each other.
  • Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
  • Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.
  • I didn’t think I was a snowman but you just made my heart melt.
  • Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
  • What’s a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
  • Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas?
  • Because it looks like you could use something horny.
  • You’re so hot you’re the reason we’re not having a white Christmas.
  • You know, I’d love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
  • If I’m Santa, will you be my Ho?

Christmas pick up lines for guys

  • How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?
  • Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
  • What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?
  • boy if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.
  • Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
  • Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!
  • That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
  • My best toys run on batteries
  • Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
  • He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
  • Can I see your tinsel?
  • Can I lick your candy cane?
  • Do you wanna sit on my yule log?
  • Can I ride your reindeer?
  • Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?
  • Can I stuff your stocking?
  • Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
  • Want some of my eggnog?
  • Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?
  • How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
  • I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
  • You can be Santa’s helper….
  • Are you interested in seeing the North Pole?
  • I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
  • Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
  • Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
  • Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it)
  • If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas


These are the best Christmas pick up lines. I hope you guys like our collection of Christmas pick up lines. If you have any question or suggestion then just comment below or contact us.