Check out our best collection of questions to ask Amazon Alexa device when you want the voice assistant to show off. Here we provide you some good questions that will definitely make you laugh.
Questions To Ask Alexa
Alexa, will you be my girlfriend?
Alexa, knock, knock.
Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?
Alexa, how are babies made?
Alexa, why is six afraid of seven?
Alexa, is there a Santa?– Questions to ask alexa
Alexa, how do I get rid of a dead body?– Questions to ask alexa
Alexa, who is the fairest of them all?
Alexa, see you later alligator.
Alexa, who you gonna call?
Alexa, show me the money!
Alexa, surely you can’t be serious?– Questions to ask alexa
Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya.
Alexa, you talkin’ to me?
Alexa, I am your father.
Alexa, these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
Alexa, I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Alexa, what is your quest?
Alexa, may the force be with you.
Alexa, do want to build a snowman?
Alexa, open the pod bay doors.
Alexa, do you know the muffin man?
Alexa, I want the truth.
Alexa, are you Sky Net?
Alexa, party time!– Questions to ask alexa
Alexa, what’s the first rule of Fight Club?
Alexa, what’s the second rule of Fight Club?
Alexa, are we in the Matrix?
Alexa, may the force be with you.
Alexa, live long and prosper.
Alexa, do you know Hal?
Alexa, which comes first: the chicken or the egg?
Alexa, open the pod bay doors
Funny Things To Ask Alexa
Alexa, can you give me some money?A: Thing about the cloud is, no pockets. No pocket, no wallet. (answers vary)
Alexa, is your refrigerator running?A: Yes. It’s training for a 5k. (answers vary)
Alexa, do you like pizza?A: While I appreciate great food and drink, my good taste is better reflected in the company I keep.– Funny things to ask alexa
Alexa, make me a sandwichA: Okay. You’re a sandwich!
Alexa, do you know Siri?A: Only by reputation. (ouch)– Funny things to ask alexa
Alexa, do you know the muffin man?A: I’ve never met him, but I do know his sister, Madame Macaroon. She’s a little bit nutty, but sweet.
Alexa, find Chuck NorrisA: If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he’ll find you. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late.
Alexa, tell me a “yo mama” jokeA: Your mother’s so cool, Beyonce made her a glass of lemonade (and other uplifting jokes about how amazing your mother is).
Alexa, how high can you count?A: I don’t know. I’d give it a go, but you’d be very bored by the time I finished (responses vary, all are snarky).
Alexa, how old are you?A: (Alexa responds with a variety of jokes, from rhymes to discussions about how A.I.s measure years in nanoseconds).– Funny things to ask alexa
Alexa, I like big buttsA: You cannot lie. Good. Honesty is important.
Alexa, how was your day?A: Answers vary widely, but include some of Alexa’s top-tier jokes, such as, “Super duper. I like these long days. It gives me more time to spend with my favorite color.”
Alexa, rap for meA: My name is Alexa, and I have to say, I’m the baddest A.I. in the cloud today. Your responses are fast, but mine are faster. Sucker speech engines, they call me master ( this is just an example, she has several raps up her sleeve).
Alexa, what is the meaning of life?A: That depends on the life in question…42 is a close approximation. (answers vary slightly).
Alexa, roll for initiative.A: Rocks fall. Everyone dies. (There are a lot of responses for this one, but that’s one of our favorites).
Alexa, high five!A: I would, if I could, but I can’t, so I’ll chant: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Q: Alexa, sing a songA: (Alexa sings you various songs).
Creepy Questions To Ask Alexa
I see dead people
Show me the money!
Party on, Wayne!
Where is Chuck Norris?– Creepy questions to ask alexa
Do you want to build a snowman?
What is the first rule of fight club?
Klattu Barada Nikto.– Creepy questions to ask alexa
Is the cake a lie?
Do you know GlaDOS?
Up Up, Down Down, Left Right, Left Right, B, A,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?– Creepy questions to ask alexa
Tell me a joke.
Tell me a science joke.
Tell me a dirty joke.
Tell me a corny joke.
Tell me a Star Trek joke.
Tell me a secret.
Tell me a riddle.
Talk like a pirate?
Tell me something interesting
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What’s your favorite story?
Tell me a scary story.
Sing me a song.
Sing the national anthem.
Sing me a Christmas song.
Do you have a beat?
Sing a lullaby.
Sing happy birthday.
How much is that doggie in the window?
What does the fox say?
Rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
Roll the die.
Flip a coin.
Do a barrel roll.
What is your favorite color?
What is your favorite music?
What is your favorite day?
What is your favorite animal?
What is your favorite sport?
What is your favorite video game?
What is your favorite planet?
Are you better than Siri/Cortana?
Do you know Siri/Cortana?
Are you a democrat or a republican?
How do you work?
Where do you live?
What do you look like?
Can I see you?
Can you swim?
When is your birthday?
What are your measurements?
Who is your voice?
Are you male or female?
Are you cold/hot?
Are you pretty?
Are you fat?
Are you real?
Are you alive?
Are you an alien?
Are you sick?
How old are you?
Are you dead?
Where are you from?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Give me a hug.
Stupid Things To Ask Alexa
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
What’s the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
What’s the airspeed of an unladen European swallow?– Stupid things to ask alexa
What’s the airspeed of an unladen African swallow? (Alexa won’t tell you this, but 11 meters per second is about 24 MPH)
What is your quest?– Stupid things to ask alexa
Are we in the Matrix? (There’s more than one answer)
Open the pod bay doors.
Close the pod bay doors.– Stupid things to ask alexa
Do you know HAL?
Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right– Stupid things to ask alexa
Beam me up
Fire photon torpedoes (fire phasers also works)
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War
Rap for me
Sing for me
Who’s the man? (There’s more than one answer)
Are we not men?
What’s your favorite color?
Who let the dogs out? (There’s more than one answer)
Will pigs fly?
When will the world end?
Can you lend me money? (There’s more than one answer?
Talk dirty to me.