Got a date one tinder? Well, how wild you impress him/her? The best way is to say some pickup lines so that the next person would be interested in you before they even met you. So here we have some Tinder pick up line that you can use.
Funny Tinder pick up lines
It doesn’t matter how hot your profile pic on Tinder is, if you want to flirt with the next person you will have to come up with some pickup line. And what could be better than a funny pick up line? It will work like a charm. So here are some funny pick up lines that you can use with your tinder date!
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
- Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
- Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
- If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
- It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
- I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Tinder pick up lines
- Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
- Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
- Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
- Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
- Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
- If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
Tinder pick up lines for guys
- Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
- Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
- Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
- I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
- You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.
- I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).
- You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
- The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.
- One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
- If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
- If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
- I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.
- I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.
- I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.
- Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
- What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
- I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
- I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
- Are we, like, married now?
- You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
- I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Tinder pick up lines for girls
- I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.
- (Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?
- You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.
- When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
- I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name).
- I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
- I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.
- You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.
- I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.
- You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.
- If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.
- I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
- I’m not photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
- Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.
- Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.
- Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?
- If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
These are the best tinder pick up lines. I hope you guys like our collection of tinder pick up lines. If you have any question or suggestion then just comment below or contact us.