Seriously? Biology pick up line? Is that a thing? I think it is. These pick up lines are for smart people in the biology field. So take a look at this biology to pick up line and get yourself a date!!

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Biology pick up lines
- If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
- You look sweeter than 3.14.
- You must be the square root of negative 1 because there is no way that you can be real.
- According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
- You are so hot, you denature my proteins.
- Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
- You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
- You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
- Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
- Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine.
- I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.
- I could really see myself periodically doing you on a table.
- I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
- If I were a virus, I would infect you with my love.
- You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
- If I could make my own periodic table then you would be number one.
- My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium because I am in love with U.
- If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
- I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate — if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
- Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
- You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen out of my lungs and bring it right to my heart.
- Even the Kelvin scale could not possibly measure how hot I think you are.
- If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
- You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
- I am a chemist. Do you want to let me experiment with you?
- You can call me Bond, Covalent Bond.
- I might be into physics, but I can assure you that I will never be a Bohr in the bedroom.
Cheesy Biology pick up lines
- Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
- You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
- You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
- Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory?
- Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
- You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
- You’re sweeter than fructose.
- You raise my dopamine levels.
- Let’s exchange genetic information.
- I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
- If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
- I’m a chemist. Give me a squeeze and see what kind of reaction you get.
- What’s your sine?
- I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
- You must be copper because I always CU in my dreams.
- You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
- You must have a charge because I am finding myself feeling very attracted to you.
- Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
- I would love to find your integral and get under those curves of yours.
- To me, you’re hydrogen because you are my number 1.
- I would love to stick to you like glu-cose.
Biology pick up lines for girls
- Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
- Are you into chemistry? Because I LAB you.
- We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
- You must have swallowed a magnet because I am so attracted to you right now.
- Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful.
- If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive.
- How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
- You are so hot, you must be what is causing global warming.
- Your angles must be less than 90 degrees, because I think that you are so acute.
- I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
- My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.
- Your lab or mine?
- Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just our bond forming?
- You are hotter than magma.
- Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
- When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
- I don’t know why, but my instinct is telling me that we Argon get together.
- Let’s be lab partners together. Do you want me to put my stirring rod in your beaker?
- Do you want to work with me to convert our potential energy into kinetic energy?
- Want to test the spring constant of my mattress?
- If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
- Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
- Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
- Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
- Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
- Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
- You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
- Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
- You must be hydrogen because I am really feeling like there is a bond here.
- I wish that I could rearrange the periodic table so that I could have Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
- I would love to go into outer space so I can go and explore Uranus.
- You must be the square root of two because I’m irrational around you.
- You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
- Blood is red. Cyanosis is blue. I get tachycardia when I think of you.
- I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
- If we were like chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
- Why don’t we go to my room and I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.
- You must be halite because you have perfect cleavage.
Biology pick up lines for guys
- You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
- Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.
- I think that you just lost an electron because you are positively attractive.
- You must be oxygen and neon because I think that you are the One for me.
- You must be my appendix because this feeling in me wants to just take you out.
- Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe AsS!
- How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
- Your clothes look great on you, but they would look even better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
- If you need thrusts with force, I’ve got the mass AND the acceleration.
- I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
- You and I have such great chemistry together, let’s try to do some biology together too.
- If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
- I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
- You are more than free to Hubble my telescope any time you like.
- Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
- “You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.”
- “You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.”
- “If I had to choose between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.”
- “We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.”
- “I want to stick to u like glue-cose.”
- “You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!”
- “You’re sweeter than fructose.”
- “I’d really like to study this ‘heavenly body’.”
- “You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs straight to my heart.”
- “Like metagenomics used on viral genetic material, I feel that sometimes you know the only way to really see me.”
Funny Biology pick up lines
- “You are the glue that links my Okazaki strands together.”
- “My eyes stick to you like histones on DNA.”
- “DNA spelled backward is AND, as in… me AND you.”
- “I think my heart just lagged.”
- “Can I study for the anatomy exam with you?”
- “Hey girl, let me be the norepinephrine to your B1 receptors and I´ll make your heart beat.”
- “My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.”
- “I love you with every subatomic particle of my body.”
- “Are you third stage neurosyphilis? ‘Cause I can’t get you out of my head!”
- “You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.”
- “Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.”
- “If you were part of a leaf, you’d be a cuticle.”
- “When I met you, it felt like moving from two-dimensional chromatography to fluorescence-based sequencing.”
- “Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.”
- “Girl, your name must be Phylum, because you are above class.”
- “My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!”
- “I’ve been single-stranded too long! Lonely TCGTATGG would like to pair up with congenial AGCATACC.”
- “Will you be the adenine to my thymine?”
- “I may be a microbiologist but your biology is macro!”
- “Girl do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.”
- You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.
- Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
- Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
- Are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
- How do you feel about group experiments?
- I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10
- I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
- Baby, I’m like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide – I can’t wait to subduct beneath your crust!
- If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.
Best Biology pick up lines
- If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.
- In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long
- Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
- Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
- The direction fields of my heart all point to you
- Top quark or bottom quark?
- What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
- You’re more special than relativity.
- You give me more jolt than a mitochondria.
- We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
- You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.
- Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
- Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
- Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
- “Hey baby, want to form a zygote?”
- “I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.”
- “If I was endoplasmic reticulum… I’d be ribbed for your pleasure.”
- “Let me be your restriction endonuclease and I’ll give you sticky ends.”
- “Are you an amino acid? Because you’re making my polypeptide chain longer and longer.”
- “They say the tongue is a muscle. Mine needs a workout. You wanna be my trainer?”
- “Do you want to extract some protein from my column?”
- “Lets investigate mammalian sexual dimporphism.”
- “It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat.”
- “If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.”
- “If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the cytoplasm, do you want to be the cell membrane? (not a pretty picture)”
- “If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.”
- “Do you know what body part makes hormone? My penis.”
- “Hi. Would you mind helping me study Parus major? [What’s that?] Oh, those are great tits.”
- “How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized or unfertilized.”
- “Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.”
- “You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.”
- “You may not be a retrovirus, but you can gag on my pol any day.”
- “You & me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let´s do it like they do on the discovery channel…”
- “Hey, speaking of biology, let’s fuck.”
- “I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.”
- “You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.”
- “If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?”
- “I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.”
- “I wouldn’t mind recombining chromosomes with you any time.”
- “I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.”
- “You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.”
- “Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?”
- “I can’t introduce foreign bodies to my system, but for you I’ll make an exception.”
- “Hey baby, want to form a zygote?”
- “If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.”
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