375+ Biology Pick Up Lines To Use On Guys & Girls 2023

Biology pick up lines

• If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
• You look sweeter than 3.14.
• You must be the square root of negative 1 because there is no way that you can be real.
• According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
• You are so hot, you denature my proteins.
• Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
• You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
• You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
• Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
• Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine.
• I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.
• I could really see myself periodically doing you on a table.
• I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
• If I were a virus, I would infect you with my love.
• You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
• If I could make my own periodic table then you would be number one.
• My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium because I am in love with U.
• If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
• I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate — if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
• Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
• You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen out of my lungs and bring it right to my heart.
• Even the Kelvin scale could not possibly measure how hot I think you are.
• If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
• You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
• I am a chemist. Do you want to let me experiment with you?
• You can call me Bond, Covalent Bond.
• I might be into physics, but I can assure you that I will never be a Bohr in the bedroom.

Cheesy Biology pick up lines

• Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
• You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
• You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
• Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory?
• Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
• You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
• You’re sweeter than fructose.
• You raise my dopamine levels.
• Let’s exchange genetic information.
• I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
• If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
• I’m a chemist. Give me a squeeze and see what kind of reaction you get.
• What’s your sine?
• I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
• You must be copper because I always CU in my dreams.
• You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
• You must have a charge because I am finding myself feeling very attracted to you.
• Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
• I would love to find your integral and get under those curves of yours.
• To me, you’re hydrogen because you are my number 1.
• I would love to stick to you like glu-cose.

Biology pick up lines for girls

• Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
• Are you into chemistry? Because I LAB you.
• We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
• You must have swallowed a magnet because I am so attracted to you right now.
• Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful.
• If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive.
• How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
• You are so hot, you must be what is causing global warming.
• Your angles must be less than 90 degrees, because I think that you are so acute.
• I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
• My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.
• Your lab or mine?
• Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just our bond forming?
• You are hotter than magma.
• Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
• When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
• I don’t know why, but my instinct is telling me that we Argon get together.
• Let’s be lab partners together. Do you want me to put my stirring rod in your beaker?
• Do you want to work with me to convert our potential energy into kinetic energy?
• Want to test the spring constant of my mattress?
• If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
• Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
• Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
• Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
• Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
• Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
• You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
• Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
• You must be hydrogen because I am really feeling like there is a bond here.
• I wish that I could rearrange the periodic table so that I could have Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
• I would love to go into outer space so I can go and explore Uranus.
• You must be the square root of two because I’m irrational around you.
• You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
• Blood is red. Cyanosis is blue. I get tachycardia when I think of you.
• I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
• If we were like chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
• Why don’t we go to my room and I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.
• You must be halite because you have perfect cleavage.

Biology pick up lines for guys

• You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
• Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.
• I think that you just lost an electron because you are positively attractive.
• You must be oxygen and neon because I think that you are the One for me.
• You must be my appendix because this feeling in me wants to just take you out.
• Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe AsS!
• How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
• Your clothes look great on you, but they would look even better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
• If you need thrusts with force, I’ve got the mass AND the acceleration.
• I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
• You and I have such great chemistry together, let’s try to do some biology together too.
• If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
• I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
• You are more than free to Hubble my telescope any time you like.
• Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
• “You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.”
• “You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.”
• “If I had to choose between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.”
• “We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.”
• “I want to stick to u like glue-cose.”
• “You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!”
• “You’re sweeter than fructose.”
• “I’d really like to study this ‘heavenly body’.”
• “You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs straight to my heart.”
• “Like metagenomics used on viral genetic material, I feel that sometimes you know the only way to really see me.”

Funny Biology pick up lines

• “You are the glue that links my Okazaki strands together.”
• “My eyes stick to you like histones on DNA.”
• “DNA spelled backward is AND, as in… me AND you.”
• “I think my heart just lagged.”
• “Can I study for the anatomy exam with you?”
• “Hey girl, let me be the norepinephrine to your B1 receptors and I´ll make your heart beat.”
• “My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.”
• “I love you with every subatomic particle of my body.”
• “Are you third stage neurosyphilis? ‘Cause I can’t get you out of my head!”
• “You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.”
• “Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.”
• “If you were part of a leaf, you’d be a cuticle.”
• “When I met you, it felt like moving from two-dimensional chromatography to fluorescence-based sequencing.”
• “Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.”
• “Girl, your name must be Phylum, because you are above class.”
• “My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!”
• “I’ve been single-stranded too long! Lonely TCGTATGG would like to pair up with congenial AGCATACC.”
• “Will you be the adenine to my thymine?”
• “I may be a microbiologist but your biology is macro!”
• “Girl do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.”
• You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.
• Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
• Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
• Are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
• How do you feel about group experiments?
• I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10
• I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
• Baby, I’m like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide – I can’t wait to subduct beneath your crust!
• If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.

Best Biology pick up lines

• If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.
• In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long
• Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
• Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
• The direction fields of my heart all point to you
• Top quark or bottom quark?
• What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
• You’re more special than relativity.
• You give me more jolt than a mitochondria.
• We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
• You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.
• Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
• Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
• Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
• “Hey baby, want to form a zygote?”
• “I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.”
• “If I was endoplasmic reticulum… I’d be ribbed for your pleasure.”
• “Let me be your restriction endonuclease and I’ll give you sticky ends.”
• “Are you an amino acid? Because you’re making my polypeptide chain longer and longer.”
• “They say the tongue is a muscle. Mine needs a workout. You wanna be my trainer?”
• “Do you want to extract some protein from my column?”
• “Lets investigate mammalian sexual dimporphism.”
• “It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat.”
• “If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.”
• “If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the cytoplasm, do you want to be the cell membrane? (not a pretty picture)”
• “If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.”
• “Do you know what body part makes hormone? My penis.”
• “Hi. Would you mind helping me study Parus major? [What’s that?] Oh, those are great tits.”
• “How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized or unfertilized.”
• “Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.”
• “You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.”
• “You may not be a retrovirus, but you can gag on my pol any day.”
• “You & me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let´s do it like they do on the discovery channel…”
• “Hey, speaking of biology, let’s fuck.”
• “I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.”
• “You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.”
• “If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?”
• “I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.”
• “I wouldn’t mind recombining chromosomes with you any time.”
• “I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.”
• “You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.”
• “Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?”
• “I can’t introduce foreign bodies to my system, but for you I’ll make an exception.”
• “Hey baby, want to form a zygote?”
• “If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.”

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