Do you wanna be the smartest and funniest person in the room! Well, we have a list of questions with funny answers that will surely help you gain some attention at a party or gatherings. These questions have some unpredictable answers that are funny yet no one can crack these, so you will be seen as both a smart and funny guy in the room.
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Questions With Funny Answers
Q1.What did the actress do when she saw her first strands of gray hair?Ans-She thought she would dye [die].
Q2.What is the definition of a will?Ans-It is a dead giveaway.
Q3.What do you call people who jump off a Paris bridge?Ans-In Seine [insane]
Q4.Why did the two peanuts run away from the tough neighborhood at night?Ans-Because one of them was a-salted [assaulted]
Q5.What happens to chemists when they die?Ans-We barium [bury them]
Q6.Why is b always cool?Ans-Because it is between ac.
Q7.What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?Ans-An onion
Q8.Why did the TV cross the road?Ans-Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
Q9.Why do some fish stay at the bottom of the sea?Ans-Because they dropped out of school. [A collection of fishes is called a school]
Q10.What do you give a dog that has high temperature?Ans-Mustard, it is the best thing for a hot dog.
Q11.Where do bulls receive their messages?Ans-On the bull-etin board.
Q12.What is a sheep’s hair dressing saloon called?Ans-The Baa Baa shop [barbershop]
Q13.Why do birds fly south during winter?Ans-Because it sure beats walking.
Q14.What is the cat’s favorite breakfast cereal?Ans-Obviously Mice Krispy’s.
Q15.What do you call an apartment that likes food?Ans-Condoment [condiment]
Q16.How would you shoot a killer bee?Ans-With a bee bee gun.
Q17.What is the difference between a coal-train and your instructor?Ans-While your instructor says to spit your gum out, and the coal-train says chew chew [choo-choo]
Q18.Why did the birdie go to the clinic?Ans-To get a tweetment [treatment].
Q19.Why was the joke about the butter kept under wraps?Ans-Because, if you talked about it, it would spread.
Q20.What did the stamp say to the envelope?Ans-You stick with me and I will take you places.
Q21.Why do the watermelons have such fancy and expensive weddings?Ans-Because they [cant-a-loupe] [can’t elope]
Q22.What did the alien tell the gardener?Ans-Take us to your weeder.
Q23.How do basketball players manage to stay cool even in humid conditions?Ans-They just sit next to the “fans.”
Q24.Why was the guy looking for food while sitting on top his friend?Ans-Because his friend had said that, the dinner is on me.
Q25.Why is that you can never trust atoms?Ans-Obviously, because they make up everything.
Funny Tricky Questions And Answers
Q26.What happens when you cross a boy scout with a baseball player?Ans-You get a person who likes to pitch tents.
Q27.What is a bulldozer?Ans-Someone who sleeps while a politician is making a speech.
Q28.What do you call a pile of kittens?Ans-a meow-ntain [mountain]
Q29.What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa?Ans-A Claus- trophobic.
Q30.How do you know when a clock is hungry?Ans-It goes back four seconds. [For second helpings]
Q31.What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?Ans-A stick.
Q32.What happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?Ans-You are repossessed.
Q33.What is the Local Area Network in Australia known as?Ans-The LAN down under.
Q34.Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?Ans-Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Q35.Why do travelers flock to Cuba?Ans-Because, they are guaranteed to Havana good time [having a good time]
Q36.Why did the tree visit the dentist?Ans-So as to get a root canal.
Q37.What do you call a man in a hole?Ans-Doug.
Q38.Where can you find an ocean with no water?Ans-On a map.
Q39.Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a spade, and a poodle?Ans-A hot-diggity-dog [a spicy hot dog!]
Q40.What three letters will frighten a burglar?Ans-I C U
Q41.What did the blanket say to the bed?Ans-Quit being frightened, I have you covered.
Q42.Why was six afraid of seven?Ans-Because seven, eight [ate], nine.
Q43.What is always on the ground and is never dirty or soiled?Ans-The shadow.
Q44.What never asks questions but receives many answers?Ans-the Telephone.
Q45.Why was the belt sent to jail?Ans-Because it held up a pair of jeans.
Q46.Why are carrots are good for the eyes?Ans-Well, because it is difficult to find a rabbit with spectacles?
Q47.Why does a hummingbird hum instead of singing?Ans-Because it just does not know the words.
Q48.What do you call a firefighters soup and crackers?Ans-Firecrackers.
Q49.Why is the nose less than 12 inches?Ans-Because, it would then become a foot [12 inches make a foot]
Q50.How many books can you put in a (2ft x 2ft) empty backpack, so that it is not empty anymore?Ans-One, after that it is no more empty.
Funny Tricky Questions And Riddles With Answers
Q51.What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?Ans-Obviously, flood-lights.
Q52.Why do the call gulls that fly over the sea as seagulls?Ans-Mainly because if they flew over the bay they would be called as bagels.
Q53.What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?Ans-Frosted Flakes.
Q54.What happened when the tiny fortuneteller that escaped from jail?Ans-He was a small medium at large.
Q55.Why are movie stars always cool?Ans-Because they have so many fans.
Q56.what is the biggest problem with snow boots?Ans-They melt.
Q57.What is round and extremely violent?Ans-A vicious circle.
Q58.What gets wetter the more it dries?Ans-A towel.
Q59.What did the ocean say to the beach?Ans-Nothing, it just waved.
Q60.Why does a baby duck walk softly?Ans-As it is a baby duck, it can hardly [not softly] walk.
Q61.What did the left eye say to the right eye?Ans-Well, there is something between you and me that smells.
Q62.Why did the robber always take a bath when he robbed a house?Ans-So that he could get a clean getaway.
Q63.What is it called when a cat wins the dog show?Ans-CAT-HAS-TROPHY.
Q64.What is taken before you get it?Ans-Your picture.
Q65.What is green and sings?Ans-Elvis Parsley.
Q66.Why did Superman cross the road?Ans-To get to the supermarket.
Q67.What did the first volcano say to the second volcano?Ans-I lava you. Do you lava me? [Love you].
Q68.Why is it cold on Christmas?Ans-Because it is in December.
Q69.What kind of nails do carpenters or masons hate to strike?Ans-Fingernails, of course.
Q70.What happened when the magician got angry?Ans-He pulled his hare out.
Q71.How to porcupines kiss?Ans-Very carefully.
Q72.Why does the leopard find it difficult to hide and stalk?Ans-Because he is spotted always.
Q73.What kind of key opens a banana?Ans-A monkey.
Q74.What moves up and down but actually does not move?Ans-Temperature.
Q75.Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?Ans-They both weigh the same [a ton].
Tricky Questions With Funny Answers
Q76.What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?Ans-it wooden go [wouldn’t]
Q77.Why did the lady reporter rush to ice cream shop?Ans-To get a good scoop before anyone.
Q78.Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?Ans-He was board [bored].
Q79.Where does a tree store their stuff?Ans-In there Trunk.
Q80.What has a head, a tail but no legs and a body?Ans-A coin.
Q81.What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?Ans-Cool Music.
Q82.What gives milk but has only one horn?Ans-The milk truck.
Q83.What do you call a mermaids bed?Ans-A waterbed.
Q84.What do you call a party for Barbie dolls?Ans-A Barbie-Q [barbecue]
Q85.When is the ideal time to visit a dentist?Ans-Tooth-hurty [two-thirty]
Q86.Why was the math book looking so miserable?Ans-Because its problems were seldom solved.
Q87.What goes up when rain comes down?Ans-The umbrella.
Q88.Why did the boy sprinkling sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep each night?Ans-So that he could have sweet dreams every night.
Q89.What dog is known for its punctuality?Ans-The watch-dog.
Q90.Which button cannot be unbuttoned?Ans-The belly –button.
Q91.What did the triangle say to the circle?Ans-You are pointless.
Q92.Name a thing that has four wheels and flies?Ans-The garbage truck, of course.
Q93.What are you supposed to do with a dead chemist?Ans-Barium [Bury him!], of course.
Q94.Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?Ans-Because he is a fungi. [Funky]
Q95.What happened to the lion when he ate the clown?Ans-He felt funny, of course.
Q96.Did you heard about the origami store?Ans-It folded.
Q97.Why did the banker quit her job?Ans-She lost interest.
Q98.Why was everyone so tired on the First of April?Ans-Because they had just completed a March of 31 days.
Q99.Which is the fastest country in the world?Ans-Russia. [Rush- ya]
Q100.Which is the city that no one dares to go?Ans-Electricity.
Questions With Funny Answers Quiz
Q101.What is always coming, but never arrives?Ans-Tomorrow
Q102.What can be broken, but is never held?Ans-A promise
Q103.What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?Ans-Fire
Q104.What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?Ans-Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand.
Q105.What can one catch that is not thrown?Ans-A cold
Q106.What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have?Ans-A secret
Q107.If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?Ans-Survivors are not buried.
Q108.If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?Ans-No time, because the wall is already built.
Q109.If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?Ans-The 4 you took away
Q110.If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?Ans-The match
Q111.If you spell “sit in the tub” s-o-a-k, and you spell “a funny story” j-o-k-e, how do you spell “the white of an egg”?Ans-a-l-b-u-m-e-n or e-g-g w-h-i-t-e
Q112.Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?Ans-No, but since he is dead it would be hard to do so.
Conclusion:
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