Tagalog stands out as one of the most intricately woven languages known to us. Originating in the Philippines, it bears the marks of influence from Chinese, Spanish, English, Sanskrit, and Tamil—truly a linguistic tapestry! Despite its complexity, the language garners love and interest from learners worldwide.
But let’s cut to the chase. We’re here to lend a hand. Beyond your standard learning regimen, practice is key. The more you immerse yourself, the faster you’ll grasp its nuances. And that’s where we come in. Since you’re here seeking assistance, we’re happy to provide. We’ve compiled a set of Tagalog questions to aid your learning journey. Take a moment to ponder them and keep up the practice.
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Tagalog Jokes
Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!
Juvy: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?
Toto: Hindi! ‘Yan din ang pangarap niya!BF: Babe laro kami mamaya basketball ha? Saglit lang kami uwi agad ako.
GF: Ano oras ka uuwi?
BF: Saktong 5pm babe.
GF: Ah good. Sang lugar un?
BF: Lapit lang sa work namin babe.
GF: Ahh ok. Sino sino kayo?
BF: Kami parin mga tropa babe. Nagkayayaan kasi eh. Dyan lang sa court ng school.
GF: Ah lapit lang pala e.
BF: Oo babe. Laro ako ha?
GF: HINDI.Reporter: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo?
Police: DNA na…
Reporter: Sir, ano po yung DNA?
Police: “Di Namin Alam”
Misis: Walang hiya ka. Meron akong nabalitaan! May kabit ka palang 18 years old.
Mister: Sus! Huli ka na sa balita! 23 na sya ngayon.Good News: Nakuha kang model ng sabon.
Bad News: Ikaw yung germs!Man1: Away kami ni misis, nag-Historical siya
Man2: Pare baka ang ibig mo sabihin ay nag-Hysterical
Man1: Hinde, historical kasi inungkat lahat ng kasalanan ko!”
Tagalog Jokes Questions And Answers
Question: Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?
Answer: Baliw! XDQ: Bakit maswerte ang kalendaryo?
A: Dahil marami siyang date.Q: Bakit malungkot ang kalendaryo?
A: Kasi bilang na ang araw niya.Q: Anong puno ang hindi pwedeng akyatin?
A: eh di yung nakatumba!Q: Ano ang similarity ang UTOT at TULA?
A: Pareho silang nagmula sa POET.Q: Ano ang pwede mong gawin sa GABI na hindi mo pwedeng gawin sa UMAGA?
A: eh di MAGPUYAT.Q: Ano ang pagkakaiba ng Biology at Sociology?
A: ‘Pag ang sanggol kamukha ng tatay Biology yun, Pag kamukha naman ng kapitbahay ninyo ang sanggol, sociology yun.Q: May tatlong lalake ang tumalon sa tubig, ilan ang nabasa ang buhok?
A: eh di..,,wala kalbo silang lahat eh..,,ngeekkkk..!!!
Q: Ano ang maraming sakay jeepney o ambulansya?
A: Syempre ang ambulansya! Kasi, ang jeepney ay 10-10 lang ang bawat side; samantalang sa ambulansya, madalas na 50-50 ang sakay.Q: Bakit gising magdamag ang mga bampira?
A: Kasi nag-aaral sila para sa kanilang blood test!Q: Ano ang makukuha mo sa baboy na magaling mag karate?
A: Eh di PORK CHOP!
Q: Bakit kailangang lagyan ng gulong ang rocking chair ni lola?
A: Para makapag-rock and roll siya!Q: Ano ang binibigay ng doctor sa ibon na may sakit?
A: Eh di TWEETMENT!Q: Ano ang mas nakakadiri sa uod na nakita mo sa iyong prutas?
A; Eh di yung kalahating uod nalang! pwe! pwe!pwe!Q: Ano ang tawag ng batang langgam sa sister ng mother niya?
A: Eh di ANTY!Q: Anong bagay ang nagsisimula sa T at nagtatapos sa T at may T rin sa loob?
A: eh di TEAPOT!Q: Ano ang pinakatamad na letter sa English alphabet?
A: Letter E, kasi laging nasa BED eh!Q: Ano ang mangyayari kapag nahulog mo ang isang pulang sumbrero sa asul na dagat?
A: Eh di mababasa yung sumbrero!Q: Paano mo hahatiin sa dalawa ang dagat?
A: Gagamit ng SEASAW!Q: Saan nagpapagupit ang mga tupa?
A: Eh di baa-baa shop!
Q: Ano ang pinakamataas na building sa buong mundo?
A: Eh di yung library, kasi maraming STORIES doon!Q: Anong room ang walang ding-ding at pinto?
A: Eh di MUSHROOM!Q; Ano ang gamot sa mga sugat ng balat ng baboy?
A: Eh di OINKMENT!Q: Bakit madaling timbangin ang mga isda?
A: Kasi may sarili silang SCALES!Q; Ano ang paboritong palaman sa tinapay ng astronaut?
A: Eh di LAUNCHEON meat!Q: Ano ang tawag sa kotse ni Jollibee?
A: Eh di BEE-M-W!Q: Ano ang karaniwang sakit ng mga martial arts champion?
A: Eh di KUNG FLU!Q: Saan nagdedeposito ang mga bampira?
A: Eh di BLOOD BANK!Q: Ano ang kinakain ng mga pusa tuwing umaga?
A: Eh di MICE KRISPIES!Q: Saan iniiwan ng mga aso ang kotse nila?
A: Eh di BARKING LOT!Q: Anong gulay ang marunong maglaro ng billiards?
A; Eh di CUE-CUMBER!Q: Anong TV show ang pinapanood ng mga bibi?
A; Eh di DUCKUMENTARIES!Q: Ano ang favorite sport ni Dracula?
A: Eh di BAT-MINTON!Q: Anong ring ang pa-kwadrado?
A: Eh di BOXING RING!Q: Sino ang misis ni NOah?
A: Eh di JOAN OF ARC!Q: Anong key ang nakakabukas ng saging?
A; Eh di MONKEY!Q: Ano ang paboritong palaman ng MMDA?
A: Eh di TRAFFIC JAM!Also check – logical questions / California trivia
Comedy Jokes Tagalog
Teacher: Class iagine niyo na kayo ay Milyunaryo, isulat niyo sa papel ang inyong mga activities.
Students: Yes Ma’am…
Teacher: Juan bakit hindi ka pa nagsusulat?
Juan: Ma’am inaantay ko pa po ang secretary ko.Stewardess: Do you want a drink, sir?
Sir: What are my choices?
Stewardess: Yes or No.
Meet-Up: Nakita ng lalake na may tinga yung babae…
Lalake: Hulaan ko malunggay yung ulam mo nung tanghalian noh?
Babae: Hahaha. Sorry pero mali ka. Kagabi pa yung tinolang may malunggay, piniritong manok ulam ko kanina.Teacher: Juan! Your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy this?!
Juan: No mam.. It’s the same dog.Jun-Jun: Inay! Ako lang ang nakasagot sa tanong ng titser namin kanina!
Inay: Very good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser ninyo?
Jun-Jun: “Sino ang walang assignment?”
Jokes tagalog
Employee: Boss pwede ba ako nalang ang papalit dun sa pwesto ng manager natin na kamamatay lang?
Boss: Ok lang sa akin na ikaw ang pumalit sa kanya, ewan ko lang kung papayag ang punerarya.Titser:Class, what is ETHICS?
Pilo:Etiks are smaller than ducks.
Titser: Okey, that duck will lay an egg in your card.Misis: Bakit ngayon ka lang?
Mister: Pasensha na, nagyaya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman lang. Hehe! Hik,
Misis: Lasing ka no?
Mister: Ako, lashing? Hindi! Hik
Misis: Anong hindi?! La ka namang trabaho, pano ka nagka-officemates?Misis: Love, malapit na tayong maging tatlo dito sa bahay.
Mister: Talaga love? Magiging daddy na ako?
Misis: Hindi love, dito na titira nanay ko.
Tagalog Jokes To Make Her Laugh
Question: Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.
Answer: Operadang bakla? XDQuestion: Sino ang sikat na bayani ang nasa Php500 bill? Ang initials niya as “N.A”?.
Answer: Nora Aunor? XDQuestion: Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?
Answer: Itlog ng tao! XDQuestion: Anong parte ng itlog ang masarap?
Answer: Yung tangkay? XDQuestion: Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.
Answer: T@e! XDQuestion: Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?
Answer: Buhok? XDQuestion: Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?
Answer: Cold water! XDQuestion: Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?
Answer: Sunog! XDQuestion: Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao?
Answer: Humanitarian? XDQuestion: Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?
Answer: Baby oil? XDQuestion: Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?
Answer: Sa motel? XDQuestion: Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?
Answer: Sweetserland? XXDQuestion: Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?
Answer: Si scooby dooby doo? XDAlso check – Children’s trivia questions / Color trivia questions
Knock knock Jokes Tagalog
Knock knock
Whos there?
Chandelier
Chandelier who
Kahit chandelier pag-ibig mo sana’y maramdam man lang (kahit sandali)Knock knock
Whos there?
Chandelier
Chandelier who?
Chandelier na lang maari bang pagbigyan. (Torete intro)Knock knock
Whos there?
Mayon
Mayon who
When tomorrow comes I’ll be on MAYON
Knock knock
Whos there?
Pillow talk (zayn malik)
Pillow talk who?
Ako ay may lobo lumipad sa langit di ko na nakit PILLOW TALK na pala.Knock knock
Whos there?
Dog cat binaliktad kinurot pa bernadette jansport
Blablabla who?
Whatchu gonna do with that dessert? Dog cat binaliktad kinurot pa bernadette bernadette jansport jansport
Knock knock
Whos there?
Cabalen
Cabalen who
Cabalen bilinan ng lola wag uminom ng serbesaKnock knock
Whos there?
Matulungin
Matulungin who?
Matulungin when you nod your head yes but you wanna say noKnock knock
Whos there
Maling
Maling who
Start twerking like maling
Knock knock
Whos there
Meatloaf
Meatloaf who
Sa yong ngiti akoy nahuhu MALINGKnock knock
Whos there?
UST
UST who?
UST call me on my cellphone late night when you need my loveKnock knock
Whos there?
Amalayer
Amalayer who?
But darling AMALAYER dressed like a daydreamKnock knock
Whos there?
This guy’s in love with you pare
If ever your in my arms again, this guy’s in love with you pareKnock knock
Whos there?
My thoughts
My thoughts who?
My thoughts.. my knees.. my shoulder.. my head.Knock knock
Whos there?
Angono
Angono who?
Angono swing from the chandelieeeeeerKnock knock
Whos there?
Silver swan
Silver swan who
My mama dont like you, she likes silver swanKnock knock
Whos there?
Nanay ni wally
Nanay ni wally who?
Nanay ni wally na ko sa forever.Knock knock
Whos there?
Nae nae
Nae nae who
nae nae tatay gusto ko tinapay ate kuya gusto ko kapeKnock knock
Whos there?
Bwisit to!
Bwisit to! Who
Bwisit to! Late now to say sorryKnock knock
Whos there?
Yemen
Yemen who
What do yemen when you nod your head yes but you wanna say noKnock knock
Whos there?
Winnie the Pooh
winnie the pooh who?
Bang bang winnie the pooh i know you want itKnock knock
Whos there?
Gangbang who
Gangbang into the room i know you want it lol SPGKnock knock
Whos there?
ginabi sa road
Ginabi sa road who?
why you ginabi sa road? Dont you know im human too.Knock knock
Whos there?
pekpek
Pekpek who
You look so pekpek standing there in my american apparel underwear hhahaha mukhang pekpek ampotaKnock knock
Whos there?
Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise who?
My toes, mayonnaise, my shoulder, my head hahahaha okeyKnock knock
Whos there?
Napakakati
Napakakati who?
Napakakati kuya eddie ang sinapit ng aking buhay. LolszzKnock knock
Whos there?
lyca
Lyca who?
Lyca virgin touched for the very first time hihihiKnock knock
Whos there?
Neighbor
Neighbor who?
Neighbor mind i,ll find someone like youuuKnock knoc
Whos there?
rude
Rude who
Ruuuude, patawad pagkat akoy makasalanan makasalanang nilalangKnock knock
Whos there?
Na h
Nacho who?
Nacho! Gwapito raw akoKnock knock
Whos there
DOTA 2
DOTA 2 who?
Can I have your DOTA 2 the rest of my life. Say yes, say yes cause I need to know.Knock knock
Whos there?
Ke$ha
Ke$ha who?
La-Ke$ha layaw, la-Ke$ha layaw jeproksKnock knock
Who’s there?
jollibee
jollibee who
why you jollibee so rude? Dont you know im human tooKnock knock
Whos there?
shes dating a gangster
Shes dating a gangster who?
shes dating a gangster thats under my bed. get along with the voices inside of my headKnock knock
Whos there
Tokneneng
Tokneneng who?
Tokneneng to me tururuttuturururutKnock knock
who’s there?
lampara
lampara who?
Kaibigan LAMPARA… Kaibigan LAMPARA..Knock knock
who’s there?
Youjizz
Youjizz who?
Now Youjizz somebody that I used to know.Knock knock
who’s there?
Nawindang
nawindang who?
It’s nawindang, I’m yelling timbeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.Knock knock
who’s there?
Samsung
Samsung who?
Samsung mga daliri kamay at paa LOLAlso check – Gravity falls trivia questions / Nascar trivia questions
Logic Questions Tagalog Jokes
Basag
“You are good looking!”
It’s good to answer with,
“Thank you, SANA IKAW DIN!”
Tama ba?Foodcourt
Girl1: nag-dinner kami ng bf ko kagabi, grabe! na-impressed ako! Ang laki ng resto at ang dami pang choices.
Girl2: talaga?! Ano pangalan ng resto?
Girl1: Foodcourt!Baliw
Baliw: Hello, check ko lang po kung may tao pa sa room 206?
Nurse: Ah, wala na po kaninang hapon pa. Bakit po?
Baliw: Uhm… wala naman, chinicheck ko lang yung nakatakas talaga ako….Sam and Piolo
Piolo: i just need 5 things in my life…some friends.. some food.. some work.. some love.. and Some Milby..hehe ü
Sabi nmn ni Sam: i just need 5 things in life too..few work.. few friends.. few food.. few love.. and few-lo pascual!! wahaha!
3 Basis of Choosing a Girlfriend:
1.) MABAIT
*Hindi nagagalit kapag nanananTsing ka
2.) MAHIYAIN
*Hindi tumatanggap ng regalo.
3.) ISIP BATA
Kung anu-ano sinusuboErap Jokes
JUDGE:Ano ba talaga nangyari?
ERAP: ???(di nagsasalita)
JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
ERAP:Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to? Bakit may speaking?Kandong
Dahil sa hirap ng buhay,
Pasahero: Mamang tsuper, may bayad po ba kapag bata?
Driver: Wala
pasahero: Kapag kandong?
Driver: wala din
Pasahero: ok anak umupo kana kakandong ako.Doktor
ANAK: Itay, masama ang pakiramdam ko.
ITAY: Aba, mataas ang lagnat mo! Patitingnan kita sa doktor.
ANAK: Itay, nakatatamad. Kung titingnan lang niya ako; ipadala nyo na lang ang litrato ko.
Erap: Magkano ba yan?
Tindera: 100 pesos lang
Erap: Aba mura, sige bibili ako para sa computer ko.
Tindera: Bakit para sa computer nyo?
Erap: Bakit may windows din naman yon ah!Calculator
Anak: tay, anu poh yung elevator?
Tatay: anak, yung elevetor, kahon yun na tumataas at bumababa sa isang building
Anak: Ah! eh yung escalator tay?
Tatay: anak, yung escalator, yan yung slant na galaw na hagdan….
Anak: ah! eh yung calculator?
Tatay: ewan ko anak, di pa ako nakasakay niyan..(Usapan ng dalawang bata)
Juan: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo ba yung Pacific Ocean? siya ang humukay nun!
Pedro: Wala ‘yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo yung Dead Sea?
Juan: Oo…
pedro: Siya ang pumatay nun!Victim
Judge: Miss ilang beses ka ba ni-rape nitong akusado?
Rape Victim:Tatlong beses po!
Rapist: Sinungaling, Dalawang beses lang.
Rape Victim: Bakit, di ba Counted yung nasa Ibabaw ako?(Nasa elevator ka with your crush)
Eh that time sinisipon ka
suddenly!
Napautot crush mo
Natawa ka! Lumobo sipon mo
Sino mas nakakahiya? Ikaw o siya?
Pinoy Jokes
Anong bansa ang walang pangit? UGANDA
Anong bansa ang di sikat? LAOS
Anong bansa ang madulas? GREECE
Anong bansa ang hindi sa iyo? KENYA
Anong bansa ang nakagapos? ITALY
Anong bansa ang maraming bacteria? GERM-ANY
Anong bansa ang nagmamadali? RUSSIALearn Japanese:
1) Is this your underwear? Jakimoto
2) Speechless? Wasabi
3) What are your thoughts? kuro-kuro mo
4) Are you regular customer? SukikabaWife: Gusto kong magpadagdag ng boobs…….
Husband: Ha….. di ba masagwa yon, magiging tatlo.Mga lasa ng gatas ng babae:
Dalagita: Fresh milk
Dalaga:Pasteurized
Bagong kasal: Skimmed
Matagal ng kasal: Yogurt
Matandang dalaga: Taho
Lola: TokwaNag-aaway ang dalawang tanga:
Kulas: Ano ba ang gusto mo? away o gulo
Tomas: Away na lang para walang gulo.
Tomas: Ano ang ingles ang “Maswerte akong lalaki?”
Susan: Lucky Me with Egg.
Tomas: Eh, iyong “matronang babae?”
Susan: Payless instant mommy.I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with a cute angel,
my angel was ugly, tampo ‘ko. I ask St. Peter why cute angel mo. he replied,
” Balance of Nature”.A husband coming home from a confession, suddenly he lifted his
wife and carried her.
Wife: Why did the priest tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross!If only I’m an angel, I’ll protect you, I’ll lend you my wings. I’ll
watch over you but I’m not an angel………… pero may hawig naman……..,’DI
BA ?!?With this message I would like to thank you for being such a nice
friend to me…. I really appreciate your goodness and truthfulness, especially
when you confirmed my…. CUTENESS !.Teacher : Use DOES and AMONG in the sentence.
Peter : AMONG the birds, only parrot DOES talk.
Teacher : Very good. Ikaw John.
John : When the cow
DOESmag na AMONG ang lubi.A girl with her friends
went to a bar.
When she read the sign
saying : BELOW 18 NOT ALLOWED
The girl said : “nge” !!!
uli na lang ta oy…. 10 ra man ta
kabuok…American and a Filipino conversation.
American: Is that an apple you are eating?
Filipino: Yes.
American: You know in States only poor people eat an apple.
Filipino: Oh, is that true? Is that a banana you are eating?
American: Yes.
Filipino: You know, in Philippines, only monkeys eat banana.Beauty Pageant:
Judge: What if you find that your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do and why?
Contestant: I’ll still love him..
(everybody claps)
“coz, AIDS doesn’t matter!,
thank you”.A Chinese lady can’t
speak English. At the grocery, she wanted to buy pork leg, she showed her legs. Next day, she needed chicken breast, she showed her breast. On the third day, she brought along her husband because she wanted sausage. What did she do?
Oh, dirty-minded!
Her husband can speak English!!!.Teacher: Arnold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested??
Arnold: A teacher!!!Wonder girls may say, “I want nobody, nobody but you..”
Then, the boys will reply, “I want your body, your body not YOU!!!”True bravery is to arrive home..
fully drunk from late night out and mom waiting with a broom in hand, then you asked:
“Hey mom, still cleaning?”Woman with a baby on a bus..
Driver: what an ugly baby!
The mother was hurt, she went to another seat.
The man next to her asked, “What’s wrong?” Woman: The driver just insulted me.
Man: He should give you respect! Go get his name and I.D. number. I’ll hold your MONKEY for you! (LOL)
Tagalog Jokes Kids
Teacher: Write a sentence ending with HAND.
Juan: My penis in ur hand!
Teacher slapped juan…
Juan: Sorry I forgot to put space between pen and is…^_^Titser: Ano ang Pambansang Hayop ng Pilipinas? Nagsisimula ito sa letrang “K”!
Juan: Kabayo?
Titser: Mali! Nagtatapos ito sa letrang “W”!
Juan: Kabayow?
Titser: Mali! May 2 sungay ito!
Juan: demonyong kabayow? HahahahTeacher: Juan, ba’t lagi mong nilalawayan ang ulo mo tuwing may klase tayo?
Juan: Narinig ko po kasi, sabi ni ate sa boyfriend niya, basain ng laway ang ulo ‘pag ayaw pumasok.Mayabang si Pedro
Teacher: Ito na ang resulta ng exam nyo. Si Boy Banat lang nakakuha ng 97%.
Pedro: Ano ha?! Kaya nyo yon?! Wala pang aral yon! Sinasayang nyo lang tuition nyo! Umuwi na kayo mga bubu!!
Teacher: The rest, nakakuha ng 100% !! hahahahahasa isang Math class..
Teacher: Pedro, kung ako’y may 5 anak sa unang asawa, 10 naman sa pangalawa, at 3 sa pangatlo; meron akong?
Pedro: Kalandian! Isa kang karengkeng Ma’am.Teacher asks her pupils what they want to be in the future…
Kiko: I want to be a lawyer
Juan: I want to be a doctor
Nene: I want to be a mother
Pedro: I want to help NeneGuro: Pedro, Totoo bang hindi naninigarilyo, di umiinom. di nagsusugal at di nangchichicks ang papa mo?
Pedrol: Opo!
Pedro: Wow! Anong sikreto nya?
Pedro: walang peraTeacher: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog?
Pupil: my titser is beautiful, isn’t she?
Teacher:: very good, translate it in tagalog.
Pupil: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?HRM at NURSING Student nag-uusap:
HRM:Penge nga alcohol!!
NURSE:La akong alcohol eh.. sori
HRM:Naturingan kang nursing student, la kang alcohol!
NURSE:Cge nga.pengeng kaldero at sandok!Now n!May dala kb?!“The prefix “BI” is used to describe things that come in two’s like BIcycle, BIfocal,
and BInary. Can you give me an example Juan?”
JUAN: (lunok) “Ma’am.. B*YAG?”
Pinoy Jokes Lines
Q: Ano ang sabi ng isda nang hiwain siya sa gitna?
A: eh di I’m tuna (two na).Q: Ano ang sabi ng bangus nang mamamatay na siya?
A: eh di I’m daing! (Dying)Q: Anong isda ang di nababasa?
A: eh di Tuyo!!Q: Anong isda ang pinaka matanda?
A: eh di Century Tuna!!Q: San nagtatrabaho ang mga isda?!!
A: eh di ofFISH!! (office)Q: Anong isda ang nakakasulat?!!!
A: eh di laFISH!! (lapis)Q: Anong subject ang paborito ng mga fish?
A: eh di FISHical Education (Physical Education)Q: Ano ang tawag sa doctor ng mga fish?
A: eh di FISHician (Physician)Q: Anong Isda ang bumabaril?
A: eh di BANGus!!!Q: Bakit maalat ang dagat?
A: Para hindi mapanis ang mga isda..Q: Anong isda ang mahilig mangbola?
A: eh di Fish ballQ: Anong fish ang di makapal?
A: eh di ManiFISHQ: Anong isda ang nakalutang sa tubig?
A: eh di patay na isda.Q: Saang subject, palaging bumabagsak ang mga isda?
A: eh di FISHsics (Physics)Q: Anong fish ang may lahing insecto?
A: eh di i-FISH (Ipis)Q: Anong buwan ang fiesta ng mga fish?
A: eh di May 1, kasi FISH-tang Dagat.Q: Sinong fish ang pumapalit pag wala ang Boss?
A: eh di Ang o-FISH-er in chargeQ: Saang bansa ang paboritong pasyalan ng mga fish?
A: eh di FIN-landQ: Bakit pumupunta ang mga fish sa pari?
A: eh di Para magkum-FISH-alQ: Anong tawag sa fish na peke?
A: eh di Arti-FISH-al
Tagalog Jokes Logic
What is the one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth? What is it?
Ans. The Word “And”What letter comes next: O T T F F S S ?
Ans. The letter EWhat common English verb becomes its own past tence by rearranging its letters?
Ans. EatIf you have a cube, each edge two inches long, how many total square inches are there among all eight sides?
Ans. Hard to say, since cubes have six sides.Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
Ans. LanguageIt occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour.
Ans. The letter MIs it correct to say “the yolk of eggs is white” or “the yolk of eggs are white”?
Ans. Neither, the yolk of eggs are yellow.Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?
Ans. No, because he’s deadIf a rooster lays an egg on the exact peak of a barn, which side does it fall?
Ans. Roosters don’t lay eggs.There’s a variation that goes as follows: A man, his wife, and their son are in a car accident. They are all rushed to the hospital and the doctor says, “I can’t operate on him, he’s my son.”
Ans. The doctor is the man’s father and the boy’s grandfather.A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?
Ans. The horse’s name was FridayWhen is a door not a door?
Ans. When it’s ajarWhy did the chicken cross the road?
Ans. To get to the other side
