Top 475 Dirty Would You Rather Questions 2023 (Couples/ Friends)

If you are thinking of having a party or a small get-together with your friends soon then you might need a few things to keep them entertained and be a good host. Some liquor, music, good snacks, and a few good games would be enough to have a decent party with your friends. One of the best games to play with your friends when you are having a party is Would You Rather!
“Would You Rather” is a pretty popular game that you might have seen on popular chat shows like Ellen’s and it is exciting enough to be played in your house with your friends too.

How Would You Rather is played?

It’s a pretty simple and fun game with a single straightforward rule. A person would give you two choices, it may be two different situations or two different persons (to date or marry, something like that) and you would have to tell everyone who/what would you rather.
For example, someone can ask you, would you rather have a million dollars or free travel expenses for a lifetime? You can answer the choice which you would rather have.
It’s pretty clear that the game is fun when the right kind of questions are asked. So if you are planning to host this game, you are going to need some of the best would you rather questions. And they have to be unique and not at all generic so people can have some unexpected questions to answers.
In this article, we are going to list down a bunch of Would You Rather Questions that might interest you. So go ahead and take a look at the following would you rather questions and ask them to your friends and family at the next get-together.
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Dirty Would You Rather Questions

Would you send your nudes to a stranger or send your nudes to an ex?
Would you rather get oral s*x or give oral s*x?
Would you rather sleep with someone twice your age or a minor?
Would you rather touch yourself in private or in the presence of your significant other?
Would you rather give a lap dance or a strip tease?
Would you rather be horny all the time or never be able to have an orgasm?
Would you rather have a one night stand with someone really attractive or someone really skilled in bed?
Would you rather sleep with a superior at work for a raise or find out your partner sleep with a superior at work for a raise?
Would you rather have a sugar mama who asks for s*x a lot or one who asks for nudes a lot?
Would you rather make out in the dark or make out in public?
Would you rather sleep with only hoes or die a virgin?
Would you rather have to pay for sex or be paid to have s*x?
Would you rather have s*x up against the wall or in bed?
Would you rather take off your partner’s underwear with your teeth or tease them with your tongue till they take off their underwear?
Would you rather have your fingers buried in your partner’s back during sex or your partner’s leg wrapped around your waist during sex?
Would you rather make a lot of noises during sex or a really loud noise during orgasm?
Would you rather watch a threesome between transgenders or join in the threesome?
Would you rather find out your partner slept with your parent in the past or your ex now sleeps with your parent?
Would you rather have sex with someone who has really good skills in bed or someone who has a really attractive body?
Would you rather have multiple orgasms that weren’t so good or just one terrific orgasm?
Would you rather be with someone who loves to strip tease or who knows how to tease with their lips?
Would you rather suck at foreplay or suck at sex?
Would you rather be with someone who walks around the house naked all the time or someone who wears the most seductive outfits around the house?
Would you rather watch your dog have sex with another dog or watch strangers have sex?
Would you rather make out on a bed filled with stains or on a dusty bedroom floor?
Would you rather be with someone who cums too quickly or someone who never makes you cum?
Would you rather sleep with your best friend’s parent or your parent’s best friend?
Would you rather be horny a lot or hardly ever get horny?
Would you rather pick up someone from a nightclub or someone from a bar?
Would you rather your most hated ex, threaten to upload a sex video of you and your current lover or a sex video of you masturbating?
Would you rather have sex in the boardroom at your office or in the parking lot?
Would you rather give anal sex to a strange old woman or get oral sex from a strange old woman?
Would you rather be with someone who insists on raw sex or someone who insists on no sex?
Would you rather have loud and rough sex while your grandparents were in the next room or while your parents were in the next room?
Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?
Would you rather masturbate all day or have sex all day?
Would you rather have the lights on or off during foreplay?
Would you rather have group sex with strangers or with all your exes?
Would you rather only have sex in the bedroom or never have sex in the bedroom?
Would you rather have sex in the backyard or on the front porch?
Would you rather have early morning sex or late night sex?
Would you rather make out with your boss or watch your partner make out with their boss?
Would you rather be the submissive partner during sex or the dominant partner?
Would you rather have kinky sex or romantic sex?
Would you rather finger/be fingered under the table of a busy restaurant or under the table at your parent’s place?
Would you rather have sex with a corpse or never have sex again?
Would you rather know when your parents are having sex or have your parents know when you’re having sex?
Would you rather your girl saw a sex video of you and your cousin or of you and her best friend?
Would you rather your girlfriend was an ex-porn star, or your sister was currently a porn star?
Would you rather date someone with a ridiculously high body count or someone curious about your body count?
Would you rather Talk with me about someone you fancy or fantasize about it secretly in your mind?
Would you rather Watch a girl on girl or guy on guy video, to turn yourself on?
Would you rather Watch something erotic with me, or read an erotica loud, while touching me?
Would you rather Have it with the lights on or off?
Would you rather Pay for having s#x, or get paid for it?
Would you rather have s#x with my best friend, or with your best friend?
Would you rather Swallow or spit?
Would you rather Be on top or underneath?
Would you rather Have s#x with someone or watch someone having it?
Would you rather Have s#x in the morning or at night?
Would you rather Bring another person in bed or cheat on me?
Would you rather Receive an oral or give one?
Would you rather do romantic things or try out some new kinky ideas?
Would you rather End a first date with s#x or with a passionate kiss?
Would you rather be caught cheating or catch your spouse cheating?
Would you rather let your significant other sleep with your best friend or sleep with your significant other’s best friend?
Would you rather let your spouse date your best friend or your arch enemy?
Would you rather confess your crimes in front of your children or commit the crime in front of your children?

Dirty Would You Rather Questions For Guys

Would you rather touch a guy or watch a guy touch you?
Would you rather have sex with Rihanna or Shakira?
If you were to have sex with a guy, would you rather sleep with Justin Bieber or Nick Jonas?
Would you rather sniff your friend’s underwear or wear a bra to school/work?
During sex, would you rather be blindfolded or be handcuffed?
Would you rather give oral sex or get oral sex?
Would you rather watch porn or go to a strip club?
Would you rather shower with a model or your high school crush?
Would you rather have a threesome with your girlfriend and her sister or your girlfriend and your cousin?
Would you rather sleep with a girl with big titties or a nice ass?
During sex, would you rather be submissive or dominant?
Would you rather have rough sex or gentle sex?
Would you rather make out with a priest or a married woman?
Would you rather get a kiss or nudes from your crush?
Would you rather sleep with your ex or masturbate?
Would you rather have a one night stand with a pornstar or with your long-term crush?
Would you rather make love in the shower or on the kitchen table?
Would you rather spank or restrain your partner during sex?
Would you rather get a lap dance or get a strip tease?
Would you rather get a hand job or get a blowjob?
Would you rather walk around with an erection from 6am-5:59 pm or never be able to have an erection from 6 pm – 5:59 am.
Would you rather marry a virgin or someone who has had multiple sexual partners?
Would you rather use ice cubes or whipped cream during sex?
Would you rather walk in on your parents making love or be caught making love?
Would you rather seduce your female boss or seduce your next door neighbor’s daughter?
Would you rather have sex missionary style or doggy style?
Would you rather watch a sex tape of your ex with that guy she told you not to worry about or a sex tape of your sister?
Would you rather eat a pussy or finger a pussy?
Would you rather your special one calls you “Daddy” or “Baby”?
As a straight male, would you rather watch lesbian porn or straight porn?

Dirty Would You Rather Questions Quiz

Would you rather give your significant other oral sex or get oral sex from your significant other?
Would you rather touch yourself in front of your significant other or watch your significant other touch their self?
Would you rather give a handjob in public or get a hand job in public?
Would you rather have sex on a busy bus or in a busy bus’s dirty bathroom?
Would you rather be kissed all over or be kissed on the lips over and over?
Would you rather eavesdrop on another couple having sex or be eavesdropped on during sex?
Would you rather your significant other striptease in public for strangers or striptease in private for friends?
Would you rather have a lover who orgasms quickly or one who takes forever to have an orgasm?
Would you rather tie your partner in bed or have your partner tie you up in bed?
Would you rather have your partner rub your genitals while driving to work or rub your genitals while you’re at work?
Would you rather have sex with your significant other all day or have sex all night?
Would you rather have foreplay without penetration or penetration without any foreplay?
Would you rather have a partner who you don’t know how to satisfy in bed or a partner who doesn’t know how to satisfy you in bed?
Would you rather your partner found oral sex disgusting or was obsessed with anal sex?
Would you rather have sex inside a car or on the bonnet of a car?
Would you rather have a threesome without your significant other’s knowledge or watch your significant other participate in a threesome without you?
Would you rather use a sex toy to please yourself in the presence of your significant other or use a sex toy to please yourself when your significant other is away?
Would you rather be blindfolded during sex or blindfold your partner during sex?
Would you rather be a sex addict with plenty of other sexual partners or get married to a sex addict?
Would you rather your significant other used ice cubes to tease you during foreplay or used candle wax to tease you during foreplay?
Would you rather your lover was secretly bisexual or was secretly gay?
Would you and your lover rather watch your favorite porn stars in action or join in with them?
Would you rather have drunk sex or stoned sex?
Would you rather act porn with your partner but be unpopular or act porn with a stranger and be very popular?
Would you rather get instantly horny every time you saw your significant other or instantly have an orgasm every time you saw your significant other?
Would you rather have more foreplay with your partner or more sex with your partner?
Would you rather your lover had a one night stand with their high school crush or with a total stranger?
Would you rather be with someone who talks dirty a lot during sex or someone who’s absolutely quiet during sex?
Would you rather find out your lover had sex with their ex or your lover had sex with their distant cousin?
Would you rather have rough sex all the time or have gentle sex all the time?

Dirty Would You Rather Questions For Girls

Would you rather have sex with someone who never showers or someone who never brushes their teeth?
Would you rather fart uncontrollably when you cum or cry inconsolably?
Who would you rather your boyfriend has length or girth?
Would you rather fuck your high school crush or your celebrity crush?
Would you rather be with a guy who doesn’t moan during sex or a guy who cries during sex?
Would you rather have the lights on or off during sex?
Would you rather watch your boyfriend touch himself or give him a handjob?
Would you rather have sex with a man with no arms or a man with no legs?
Would you rather have a threesome with two ugly boys or sex with one smoking-hot boy?
Would you rather watch your high-school teacher in a porno or your ex?
Would you rather have sex in the shower or sex in the car?
Would you rather date a boy with a perfect body or a boy who’s great in bed?
Would you rather have sex in your parents’ bed or on a church bench?
Would you rather eat your boyfriend’s ass or have your boyfriend eat your ass?
Would you rather be with a guy who doesn’t cum or a guy who can make you cum anytime he wants?
Would you rather give a golden shower or receive one?
Would you rather be told you’re terrible at kissing or that you’re awful at oral sex?
Would you rather your boyfriend laughs uncontrollably whenever he sees you naked or cry uncontrollably?
Would you rather accidentally send a dirty text message to your boss or to your dad?
Would you rather cheat on your partner or catch him cheating?

Funny Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather have a one night stand with a stranger or with a distant blood relation?
Would you rather touch someone else’s genitals or allow someone else watch you play with your genitals?
Would you rather be really good at sex or be really good at foreplay?
Would you rather be chained to the bed or be blindfolded in bed?
Would you rather watch pornography in a public place or act in a pornographic movie in public?
Would you rather watch someone you like masturbate or watch someone you like have an orgasm?
Would you rather send your nude pictures to someone you like or get nude pictures from someone who likes you?
Would you rather have a high body count or be with someone that has a high body count?
Would you rather have sex up against the wall or on the floor?
Would you rather be with someone who likes rough sex or be with someone who likes gentle sex?
Would you rather be with someone who has a really high libido that’s far from normal or someone with a really low libido?
Would you rather always get horny at midnight or always get horny while at work?
Would you rather have marks on your body from sex or body aches after sex?
Would you rather have a lover who likes to go at sex for hours or someone who’s done in a few minutes?
Would you rather sex chat with different strangers on the internet or sex chat with just one random person on the internet?
Would you rather have a lover who’s a hoe and experienced or a lover who’s a virgin and a novice?
Would you rather have anal sex or oral sex?
Would you rather have your sex video leaked or have a video of you touching yourself leak?
Would you rather give a lap dance to a stranger or get a lap dance from a stranger?
Would you rather make out with someone at a nightclub or make out with someone at a strip club?
Would you rather do a nude photoshoot or wear something really sexy and revealing for a photo shoot?
Would you rather sleep with someone super hot and get herpes or sleep with someone really boring in bed but get no STD?
Would you rather get to French kiss your favorite model or french kiss your favorite actor?

Conclusion –

So these are some of the most popular would you rather questions that you wanna ask. You don’t need a party or get-together to play this fun game as you can also play it over text or with just one person while driving or doing other things. We hope you liked the questions so don’t hesitate to ask or to share them.

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