Top 147 Dumb Questions To Ask 2023 (Boys/ Girls)

Some people might think, why would someone look for dumb questions? But the thing is they can come in handy on several occasions. There are a lot of times we ran out of topic to talk to a person and that leads to a dead-end conversation. Although a set of intelligent questions can keep your conversation going on for a given amount of time a set of dumb questions is all you need!
You might not realize at first but if you ask someone a dumb question their answers can be pretty surprising, funny, and make your conversation longer.
But as easy as it sounds, finding some dumb questions (the appropriate ones) is a tough job! Our brain might not come up with the best dumb question when we need them and that’s why you need our help.
In this article, we have a collection of dumb questions. We have collected some of the best dumb questions, which are appropriate and can lead to an interesting and funny conversation. Whether you are chatting or looking to break the ice, these dumb questions will come in handy. So let’s not waste any more of your time and introduce you to the best dumb questions to ask.
Dumb Questions To Ask

Dumb Questions To Ask

1.If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
2.Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet?
3.Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?
4.Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
5.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
6.If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
7.Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
8.How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
9.What’s the meaning of life?
10.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
11.If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
12.If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
13.Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?
14.Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
15.If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
16.Can blind people see their dreams?
17.Why isn’t there a mouse-flavored cat food?
18.Why do you have to “put your two cents in”. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
19.Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
20.What do you call male ballerinas?
21.Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
22.Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?
23.You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can’t you be simply whelmed?
24.Why do we say “eats like a bird” when every day a bird eats its own weight in food?
25.Why isn’t 11 pronounced “onety-one”?

Dumbest Questions

26.Does Robert De Niro know that it’s okay to turn down roles?
27.What’s does it hurt like hell to hit your funny bone?
28.Why is Broadway so confined?
29.Do Asians ever say to hell with it and grab a fork?
30.Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
31.If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
32.What do people in China call their good plates?
33.What disease did cured ham actually have?
34.Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
35.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
36.Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
37.Why do kids learn math when they could just use calculators like the grown-ups?
38.If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
39.Can’t the postman give it to the garbage man and save us the hassle?
40.Did they purposely make dyslexia hard to spell?

Dumbest Questions To Ask A Girl

41.Why do we call them oranges when half of ’em are yellow?
42.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
43.Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
44.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
45.Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?
46.If it’s friendly fire, shouldn’t they use blanks?
47.If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
48.If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
49.Shouldn’t the opposite of shut up be shut down?
50.Why are Softballs hard?
51.Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
52.How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?
53.What do you call it when fat people swim naked?
54.Why do we still call it “shipping” when it goes by plane and truck?
55.Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

Dumbest Questions To Ask A Guy

56.Who wants to own a convertible that you drive only to work and back?
57.Why do they call it weed when it’s so hard to grow?
58.How do you remove a club soda stain?
59.Why won’t my bankruptcy attorney accept payments?
60.Is Florida shaped like a handgun on purpose?
61.Is it wrong to enjoy the smell of your own gas?
62.Is it really necessary for L.A. to have a zoo?
63.Do turkeys get sleepy from that thing in turkey that makes you sleepy?
64.Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?
65.Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
66.What happens when you get ‘scared half to death’ twice?
67.Is it true cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
68.If all the world’s a stage, where does the audience sit?
69.It it’s tourist season why can’t we shoot them?
70.Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it’s a song?
71.If you write a book about failure, and it doesn’t sell, is it called success?
72.If work is so terrific, how come you get paid for it?
73.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
74.Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
75.Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Dumbest Questions To Ask A Teacher

76.Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
77.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
78.Why aren’t blueberries blue?
79.Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it’s white and covered with ice?
80.Why is the word for “a fear of long words,” hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
81.Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
82.What if Batman gets bitten by a vampire?
83.Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 or is the predication for real?
84.Can we spell creativity however we want?
85.Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
86.Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
87.Has your mate ever called you at work to ask where the remote control is?
88.Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
89.Why don’t you ever see ads for advertising companies?
90.Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
91.If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
92.Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
93.If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?
94.You know the expression, “Don’t quit your day job?” Well what do you say to people that work nights?
95.Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
96.Why do all the superheroes wear underpants on the outside?
97.If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
98.If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, “I wish you would not grant me this wish” what would you do?
99.Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
100.Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends?

Dumb Questions

101.Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
102.If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
103.When something is funny why is it called a “knee-slapper” when you actually slap your thigh?
104.Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America’s problems?
105.Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?
106.Do you lose your virginity if you fall?
107.Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
108.How do you ask a question on yahoo answers?
109.I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. how do I get my car back?
110.What percentage of water is celery?
111.Is it possible to make toast in a microwave?
112.Why do 24-hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?
113.Who is the father of internet?
114.Should my dog learn to drive?
115.When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
116.Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?
117.Who wants to sell me their soul?
118.What’s better to learn, America, British or English?
119.I’m 39 why do I have three teeth?

Funny Dumbest Questions

120.My house is on fire, what should I do?
121.Is it wrong to hate a certain race?
122.Is it possible to be raped by yourself?
123.Did I lose my virginity to my bike?
124.How do I test to see if my turtle is gay?
125.Why does steam come out of my vagina?
126.Can you lose your virginity if you fall?
127.My girlfriend farted while we were kissing, should I break up with her?
128.If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
129.Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?
130.Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
131.Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?

Top Dumbest Questions To Ask

132.Why don’t you ever see ads for advertising companies?
133.Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
134.If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
135.Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
136.If I save time, when do I get it back?
137.Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
138.Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?
139.Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
140.Why are they called training bras? What do we teach them?
141.Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?


Here we have listed some of the dumb questions. We are sure you have had a laugh reading them or finding their answers here. So do not hesitate to ask them when you are out of topics to make your conversation interesting.
We hope you liked the above dumb question and we are pretty sure that they will work for you as they have worked for other people. Thank you for being here and we hope we have helped you and you have found some dumb questions.

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